14 KILLED IN FETUS
SHOOT-OUT AT LONDON AIRPORT
Four of the
American victims were the federal agents, and the other two were Kentucky
Congressman Paul Z.
Krammer and his chief personal assistant, Linda
Merritt , 24, a former Miss Kentucky .
They had just arrived in London for, among other activities, a fact-finding
tour of urban and rural orphanages in the British Isles. Before departing on his trip, Congressman
Krammer, chairman of the House Subcommittee on Orphans and Dependent Seniors,
had told Bill O'Reilly on Fox News that the orphanages and poor houses of
Charles Dickens's time had been getting "a bad rap" in recent years,
and that "America could learn a heck of a lot from a no-frills custodial
system that permitted Britain to get on with important affairs of state and
become the preeminent superpower of its time."
In
compliance with the new constitutional amendment that bans abortion under all
circumstances and protects the right to life of fetuses regardless of sex, race
and religion, Mrs. Morgan, 54, like all American women between the ages of 12
and 55, claims to have been subjected to a physical exam by a board certified
gynecologist of the FBFP before being
allowed to depart the U.S. for a long anticipated visit to family and friends
in the UK. To prevent women from seeking abortions abroad now that they are
banned at home, the law mandates the exam for female citizens both upon their
departure from and then their return to the country. The Supreme Court recently ruled 5-4 in U.S.
v Lady Poo Poo that the law applies also to transsexuals and transvestites of
the relevant ages. Meanwhile, President
Romney , who first proposed the new amendment
while running in the 2012 primaries against long-time religion-oriented
opponents, has ordered that flags be lowered to half mast at all federal
buildings in the country.
When questioned at London's Heathrow
Airport yesterday, Mrs. Morgan could not convince the four undercover agents
that she had submitted to the mandatory exam that very morning at Dulles
International Airport in Washington. She
added in her statement to Assistant Chief Inspector Ralph Browning of the
Metropolitan Police: "It is not my fault that their computer system broke
down. I never have trouble with my Apple laptop, and it's five years old, the
same age as my grandson Cyril here in Puckeridge-upon-Severn."
Their
leader, retired Col. Ted Rogge-Ornsby of the Queen's First Sharpshooters, told
police: "The four thugs were very
definitely abducting this poor woman, and as British gentlemen and sportsmen,
my friends and I were duty bound to save her." A prominent fox hunter,
Col. Rogge-Ornsby is chairman of the Royal Rifle Association, the U.K.'s
counterpart to the National Rifle Association in America.
At 10
Downing St. , a spokesperson for Prime
Minister David Cameron
has refused to either confirm or deny the flurry of reports that he has
requested President Romney to
halt all surveillance by U.S.
undercover fetus agents at Heathrow and also on Harley
Street , where some of Britain 's
most prominent physicians and perhaps abortion providers are located. He did, however, admit that Sir Trevor
Shapeley, the famed gynecologist, was one day followed by American agents for
well over a mile until he finally entered Buckingham Palace for his regular
monthly checkup of Queen Elizabeth II. Sir Trevor assures the nation and
especially the tabloid press that the queen has never been in better health and
spirits.
The names of the four U.S. agents are being withheld until
their families can be informed of the tragedy. House Speaker John Boehner has
arranged for them to receive a hero's funeral and then burial at Arlington
National Cemetery. When informed of the tragedy, he said with a flow of tears,
"Just like our G.I.s who made the supreme sacrifice on the beaches of
Normandy and Okinawa, they died to save American lives. And to create more
jobs. Because every American fetus has the God-given right to one day become
the head of a great corporation like Microsoft or General Motors."
Often
praised as a role model for its counterpart in the U.S., the Royal Rifle
Association believes that the right to bear and use arms is embedded in their
unwritten Constitution that goes back to Magna Carta, and its members have
petitioned the House of Lords to invoke their ancient privileges and order the
police to drop all charges against the gallant sportsmen who came to the
rescue of a lady in distress.
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